Niles - buy my whole route as a giant package?!

I am so sick of seeing this ad. This guy currently has like 12 pinballs, currently on route in the public scattered around chicago.  Fine, ok.. Nothing wrong with that.  The problem?
1. He wants unrealistic prices for his heavily abused pins.  I'm talking about $2400 for a 94 world cup soccer? Seems I can buy that pin all day long for $1800 (in good condition), why would I buy your abused POS?
2. Who the hell could possibly buy 12 pins at once, much less 500 bins of parts they may or may not be able to use (oh, and don't forget about that test fixture).